Twisted

Bought a pack of discounted chips and they left me unsettled

The cheese flavour was okay, but the sight of a Twisties brand not packaging the twisted shit-shaped nuggets of my childhood was strangely unsatisfying.

Then again, last time I had Twisties I thought they were the worst chips ever.

 

They even twisted the slogan "Life's pretty straight without..."

While I've never been to New Zealand, I wonder if the experience is like going to Shelbyville?

(That's a Simpsons reference, Mum.)