Updating dad jokes

My daughter likes Christian Bale in American Psycho and Mads Mikkelsen in Hannibal

Dad joke about eating another actor
Being a doting father, I couldn't help but to make memes to amuse her from afar while I'm away.

On a related subject, I recently caught up with a friend from high school who had lent me his book of American Psycho when it was published with an R rating.

(His girlfriend had just turned 18, but I think we were both 17.)

Of all the possible things that I couldn't have predicted would happen in 30 years, that I'd be watching a film adaptation with my family and seeing my daughter dress as Patrick Bateman for halloween really shows how little time travel I've taken.