This map shows my house

 

Updating dad jokes

My daughter likes Christian Bale in American Psycho and Mads Mikkelsen in Hannibal

Being a doting father, I couldn't help but to make memes to amuse her from afar while I'm away.

On a related subject, I recently caught up with a friend from high school who had lent me his book of American Psycho when it was published with an R rating.

(His girlfriend had just turned 18, but I think we were both 17.)

Of all the possible things that I couldn't have predicted would happen in 30 years, that I'd be watching a film adaptation with my family and seeing my daughter dress as Patrick Bateman for halloween really shows how little time travel I've taken.

Fighting vampires in the 21st Century

 

Living with the virus

 

Unfortunate news

 

How I feel

 

Enjoying the song of blackbirds

 

Most people rejected his message

 

Brace yourselves

As a former PR guy this seems obvious

There is going to be a big shift in reaching an audience since Facebook has blocked a swathe of pages, links and websites in Australia.

St Francis of Alessi

Ceci n'est pas une hot dog

For some reason I wanted a picture of Freud holding a hot dog

Why are they called a mortgage broker?

The Rambo Connection

Dunno, I had an idea it'd be funny to replace the rainbow in the famous song from the Muppets

Covid-19 vs ferments

Hydrometer drinking

Sometimes drinking the hydrometer sample is tastier than the bottled beer

After my last beer meme got a big response in a brewing group on Facebook, I thought I'd make another.

Beer bubbles

Been brewing beer again recently and I'd forgotten the thrill of seeing the yeast spring to life

Meme template

Saw this cartoon this morning and thought it could be a good meme template

So here's a blank version for use at a meme generator.

Love in the time of Corona

What will romance look like as social-distancing becomes part of life?

The impact of Covid-19 follows the conversation stirred by the #metoo movement about bodily sovereignty, which might be seen as a new beginning in recognising the negotiation of intimacy in western societies.

Now personal boundaries extend to within coughing distance of someone and a kiss might be construed as a serious form of assault.

Will flirtations retreat to the digital realm?

Touched by Wolverine

Early bird gets the earworm