Ned Kelly was a thug



This bit of advertising for some "Authentic Ned Kelly Collectables" fell out my local paper The Irrigator this week and I've since been talking about the crap written in it to anyone who'll listen. While the text has some entertaining 'weasel' words, like mention of the "gold-toned handle" and "wood-tone display"; the "art" deserves focus here.

These replica knives, presumably because they're not actually knives rather than based on one owned by Kelly, continue the mythologised view of Ned Kelly, rather than the view largely supported by historical record that he was thug from an early age who was charismatic enough to attract a gang to follow him.



The sympathetic view is that he was a victim of police harassment because he was poor, Catholic and of Irish descent and forced into a life of crime to avoid being set-up as a criminal and locked up for crimes he didn't commit.

Kelly became the most infamous of Australia's bush rangers in large part because the suit of armour he fashioned was too iconic to be supported by the life of the man within it. Sidney Nolan's series of Ned Kelly paintings do a beaut job of showing this as the visor in the helmet shows the background, demonstrating the armour as empty.



I understand the anti-authoritarianism appeal of Ned Kelly and have read that this is why the successful Australian film industry was dealt a blow when the popular bushranger movies were banned in the early 20th century. The 1906 film The Story of the Kelly Gang was the first feature-length film released anywhere in the world but only fragments of it remain today.

Anyway, back to the replica knives/art forms. It's not clear whether the representations on them include Kelly escaping conviction for highway robbery in 1870 because witnesses described him as "half-caste" when police thought this was due to him being unwashed. And there probably isn't enough space on the blades to show the 18 charges that were brought against Ned Kelly before he was declared an outlaw, half of which resulted in convictions.



History shows Ned Kelly was a thug and a murderer. Circumstances may have given him little choice but there is still little to celebrate in his life and it's unclear how he changed Australia forever.

Heh



Continuing the action figure theme, I like how this Robocop has been renamed as Robert.

Thanks

DJ Food action figure



Recently I got to hear the new DJ Food album at a mate's house and I was impressed. It's been more than a decade since the last one and I think it's an even stronger album. I might write more when I get a copy.

Anyway, while cleaning up a mess the other day, I discovered that I own a DJ Food action figure!

Club dark chocolate dessert



When I was younger I think one of the few dark chocolates at the supermarket was Club. These days there are many more dark chocolates of varying flavours and intensities, so it's interesting to see the Club brand has been extended into a mousse-style dessert.

Of the many varieties of chocolate desserts, I'm settling on this one as a favourite for the flavour. It's got more of the chocolate bite, the bitterness, and less of the sweetness.

The only room for improvement would be if it could impart the same viscosity as Chocolate Yogo, which has an incredible mouth-feel but a lousy sugary taste.

Urana's giant spider



Saw this giant spider outside Urana and reckon it's tops.

Stuck-up couple

Murrumbidgee River painting



Here's a painting of the Murrumbidgee River by Lynne McQuillan that I bought at the Leeton Visitor Information Centre, where they've established a gallery for local artists -- which is an excellent initiative.

I've lived near the Murrumbidgee for most of my life but I also like this painting because it reminds me of the photos I've taken of the River, like these ones of the flooded Murrumbidgee.

Some penises





Kinda weird how many dicks I've seen around Melbourne today.

Gay cardinals



My friend Jess drew attention to this Christmas decoration on her tree today. She likes this pair of male cardinals because of the suggestion that they're gay but I guess they could just be hanging out together. Very closely together, which is kinda gay.

My view of the revised MDBA Basin Plan


Designing with the broad pen



This great handwriting guide came my way and you can see from the scan below that my mum made one small addition.



I really like the book, both for the lessons it imparts but also the style in which it does it.



A highlight is the pages below outlining design elements.


Where's R2D2?



This morning I've hung a few pictures and prints around the house, including this one. One of the things I like best about this print isn't the colour or the arse, it's the background because since I was a child I've seen R2D2 in there.

I'm getting old



This is (about?) the 400th post on this blog. I'm not convinced of the figure because there are a few posts I've redacted for various reasons, like how pictures of my kids showed up when you searched for 'Vaginamite' in Google Images.

Anyway, on the topic of getting old, 2011 continued a worrying trend for me in the passing of a couple more of my relations. In 2010 I lost a cousin who had been like an older brother for me and last year I lost an uncle and my remaining grandparent.

It was weird because soon after grandma Royal died I received a box of toys for my kids in the mail from her, which included this Wizard of Oz puppet glove.

Cheese Supreme



I don't know why there are so many flavours of corn chip available because Dorito's Cheese Supreme is clearly the best. The blend of cheddar and onion with a hint of garlic and tomato is pretty hard to beat, although I would like to see more variety in the preparation of the corn chips.

They could probably try getting a fluffier finish but if they started adding seeds to the chip batter it could add a lot of interesting flavours and textures. Like a plain corn chip with cumin seeds could be good and I reckon poppy seeds or maybe mild pepper corns or maybe parsley flakes would work nicely with the aptly named Cheese Supreme.

The addition of seeds might also see corn chips overcome my biggest complaint about chips and that's how the flavour lasts such a short time. I have difficulty reconciling the high amount of energy in chips with the very brief amount of taste they provide.

White caviar and almond meal



Visiting the supermarket is great when you find interesting food marked down and the festive season usually has a heap of specials ahead of the holidays.

Chris makes great hummus but this dip has recently taken the role of my favourite of his products. The fish eggs are salty but the creaminess of the almond meal is really yummy and it's surprisingly filling. One the occasions when I make a meal of this appetiser it'll usually suffice with half a pack of crackers.

Top 10 posts in 2011

Here's a list of the top 10 most-visited blog posts in 2011 from my other blogs:

10. http://blogspots.com/2008/04/big-rat.html
9. http://hghlght.blogspot.com/2010/04/aussie-stonehenge.html
8. http://shotwildlife.blogspot.com/2011/12/snake-on-suburban-footpath.html
7. http://bassling.blogspot.com/2008/06/australian-apple-store.html
6. http://blogspots.com/2007/12/mike-patton-with-mr-bungle.html
5. http://blogspots.com/2009/06/rat-skull.html
4. http://blogspots.com/2009/06/zombie-attack.html
3. http://blogspots.com/2010/10/wired-lab-workshop-with-stephen-omalley.html
2. http://blogspots.com/2009/06/wired-for-sound.html
1. http://bassling.blogspot.com/2011/11/how-to-make-contact-microphones.html

Interesting to see there are only three new entries since this list in 2010, including the number one spot (thanks to CDM).

The top 10 most-visited posts in 2011 for this blog are:

10. http://showcasejase.blogspot.com/2007/12/portrait-of-blogger-as-young-man.html
9. http://showcasejase.blogspot.com/2010/09/always-do-your-best-friend.html
8. http://showcasejase.blogspot.com/2011/03/casablanca-is-propaganda.html
7. http://showcasejase.blogspot.com/p/alan-lambs-wires.html
6. http://showcasejase.blogspot.com/2011/09/super-destroyer-ambush.html
5. http://showcasejase.blogspot.com/2010/09/kimchi-recipe.html
4. http://showcasejase.blogspot.com/2009/04/1978.html
3. http://showcasejase.blogspot.com/2011/05/seeing-through-cds.html
2. http://showcasejase.blogspot.com/2009/06/mr-goatse.html
1. http://showcasejase.blogspot.com/2011/06/models-are-hotter-at-best-less.html

So warm and so cosy



Everyone needs a Muff :)

My month in unsolicited advertising material



Rosa Pascoe has a gallery/workshop in Leura and I think this creation of hers is brilliant.