Not sure where this massage machine came from
However, every few years or so since it arrived I will return to its embrace.
The rubber skin covers a series of mechanical fingers that work up and down either side of the spine.
This means that you can position yourself for it to focus on areas that need massaging, but it's weird.
Usually when I am receiving a massage I will be moaning and thanking the person.
So it's embarrassing to be trying to hold my pleasure in as my family goes about their days around me.
There as I am writhing and gasping, the machine whirs and I'm left feeling like I'm using a vibrator at the dining table.
It surprises me how the motorised noises contrast with the sensations and thrills.