- trying to get away from a scientologist
- eating at a Hare Krishna joint
- having a dinner party
- reading about lipstick lesbianism
- drinking chai at a warehouse party
with
- that early raver
- that sometime corporate lawyer
- that drug dealer in school
- that 'wigga' kid
- that grunge band
who I haven't seen since they joined a
- church
- defence force
- university
- public service
- gym
when
- a porno got stuck in the VCR
- they found a heavy metal t-shirt in the couch
- we heard Kurt Cobain had died and started crying
- 'heroin chic' was fashion
- I saw a laserdisc
and they said
- "Eat my shorts"
- "I'd buy that for a dollar"
- "Not that there's anything wrong with that"
- "The Truth is out there"
- "Not!"
Then
- they dropped their video store card
- they told me they rollerbladed
- a nearby payphone rang
- I found a $2 note
- my floppy broke